FRANKEN-HNT – the rerun!

Franken-HNT… a brief history.
Last year, around this time… and with contributions of body parts from many regular HNTers… this was posted for the very first time. With the generous help of my friend Fingers B on soundtrack and playing the doctor in the pics… we presented this silliness. I think it was deserving of a re-run… so, here. If any of the old crew are still around… recognize anything?

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FRANK
I was created on a whim by my creator, Dr. Frankenwiener, who had lost his sanity one Sunday afternoon in October.

DOCTOR
Ya bad a, ya bad a ya bad …

FRANK
Being an idiot genius he wasn’t well versed in the art of conversation. I made my needs known and he set about creating a remedy for me.

FRANK
I was shown an array of body parts for the creation of my future bride. They were all so beautiful that it was impossible to decide.

DOCTOR
Oooohhh… watch this? What about this? What about this? Woo Woo woop!

SPLAT!

DOCTOR
Woops! Can’t use that one.

FRANK
He worked long and hard. Soon he had the best of the best assembled.

DOCTOR
Oooohh… this is going to be good, you’ll see.

FRANK
However due to a technical glitch the creation filled with life jumped off the table and scurried away.

HEAD 1
Oh, nice rack!

HEAD 2
I’ll say… but where is the head?

DOCTOR
Come back, liebshn! You are not cooked yet! You need eine kopf!

FRANK
I was in despair. We only had a body and no head. How could I be expected to conduct a conversation with a headless body?

DOCTOR
No to worry… big guy… I know where to get ein good kopf for your girlie friend. I’ll just get the head that was once attached to these legs.

FRANK
He soon attached it.

DOCTOR
Here have some vodka… it will help with the healing.

FRANK
And so we were created. We moved out to a condo inSan Francisco and would often visit our creator with our friend… scary squirrel man

BRIDE
HOW DEEE!

THE END

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